being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
"… in honor of the Houses of York and Lancaster.”
pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
The floor is lava!
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