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disney-park-junkie:

Good to see that Gaston is making the rounds again. 

ellendegeneres:

Loni Love gave some great love advice to our audience today.  Now we know how she got her last name!

collegehumor:

Click to finish: Job Interview Dos and Don’ts

10 Daily Random Facts →

ultrafacts:

1. Abraham Lincoln, Walt Disney, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Henry Ford, Thomas Edison & Steve Jobs all had no college degree.

2. Green bell peppers are simply unripened red bell peppers.

3. You can receive a congratulatory message from the Queen of England if you live to be 100 or are…

est-in1994:

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omg what the hell

est-in1994:

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omg what the hell

fishingboatproceeds:

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.

fishingboatproceeds:

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.

Source: australian-government

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

Source: colincakes

thedapperproject:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic

Source: imran-suleiman

pizzaforpresident:

noideawhatimdoingrightnow:

Let me just tell you something about this final scene. I sat through this whole movie thoroughly enjoying every last little bit of it. I even made a running motion when the first two gifs happened. When the movie finished my boyfriend was very very quiet and he looked a little sad. I was very confused because it was a fantastic movie. He turned to me and asked “is that suppose to represent how our education system doesn’t make enough accommodations for [mentally] slower students?"  Monster’s University was a little deeper than I thought

i’m 99% sure its because he is a slug but ok

Source: loganslaugh

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

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fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

Source: arachnidisa

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

Source: raubbenhood

thebigbadwolfe:

That was FUCKED up

Source: poyzn

bootybureau:

getoffmybloghoe:

Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis

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Source: getoffmybloghoe

softlimes:

pizzabuttblog:

nudisto-beeeeeeeeeach:

lightningflies:

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET

BEARD GAME TOO STRONG

it never will stop being funny


I KEEP THINKING THAT HS BEARD IS HIS LOWER JAW AND THAT HIS MOUTH IS JUST REALLY BIG

softlimes:

pizzabuttblog:

nudisto-beeeeeeeeeach:

lightningflies:

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET

BEARD GAME TOO STRONG

it never will stop being funny

I KEEP THINKING THAT HS BEARD IS HIS LOWER JAW AND THAT HIS MOUTH IS JUST REALLY BIG

Source: gifini.com

naomster:

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

swiggity swag the nightmare stag

naomster:

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

swiggity swag the nightmare stag

Source: grindlebone